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"Welcome to the premiere of The World's Most Distressful Damsel. Tonight we will answer the question: Who was the more distressful damsel? Was it the Old West Rancher's Daughter or the Medieval Princess? We have experts weighing in on all the important aspects and traditional conditions of the Damsels and their peticular distress. Let's begin by introducing the damsels in question" The Medieval Princess: Age: Mid to late teens Weight: Lithe at 109 lb Height: 5 ft 5 inches Reason for distress: only daughter to the King and thus the key to taking over the kingdom Notable Features: pale skin and can sing The Rancher's Daughter: Age: Lat